Your trains been cancelled, you stained your shirt right before the interview, you've lost your credit card - Mercury must be in retrograde. Check our Bad Moon Rising Horoscopes for retrograde to prepare yourself for this horrific time. 

 

AQUARIUS (Jan 20–Feb 18): For the sign that governs relationships, us Aquarians will have our friendships put to the test. You gotta know who your friends are, but at least your cat will always have your back.

You need our: Salem Grumpy Kitty Vest


PISCES (Feb 19–Mar 20): When Mercury, the planet that rules logic, is in Pisces, which governs illusion – it’s time to get creative! Paint, draw, write, get messy, and don’t worry – our overalls have got you covered.

 

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IN ARIES (Mar 21–Apr 19): You Aries girls are always on the move – even when Mercury wants to push you back! Use mercury’s misbehavin’ as an excuse to pause and reflect. Watch what you say, but also what people are saying back to you – you might be pleasantly surprised!

 

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IN TAURUS (Apr 20–May 20): Taurus governs banking so money matters might be a little tricky – luckily we’ve made it easier for you with our Outlet section!

 

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IN GEMINI (May 21–Jun 20): For the notoriously indecisive Gemini Girls, you know you can expect miscommunications when Mercury is in this sign. You don’t have to explain, we get you.

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IN CANCER (Jun 21–Jul 22): Domestic goddess Cancer is going to really feel it at home when Mercury is in retrograde. With problems in cooking, gardening, and keeping house; You could repair the skink that needs a look at orr you could just sit back with a take-out and a glass of red. Your call.

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IN LEO (Jul 23–Aug 22): Now’s not the time to do any big trading or investments for yourself but you can use your savvy skills to advise your friends! Why not say it with Tarot cards?

 

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IN VIRGO (Aug 23–Sep 22): Problems are arising in the workpace for Virgos. So make sure you’re dressed for the job you want (and the raise you deserve) with our Frill Me Lace Suspender Skirt.

 

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IN LIBRA (Sep 23–Oct 22): It’s time for love and acceptance Libras. As the representatives of beauty and grace, hold off on that makeover or any new ink and don’t go changing on us. Instead use our Scared of Needles dress to sate that appetite for your next tattoo.

 

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IN SCORPIO (Oct 23–Nov 21):
Scorpio girls keep their hearts on their sleeves. But with Mercury messing things up, why not keep it over your shoulder and your secrets carefully zipped away in our red patent bag

You need our: Dark Heart Red Bag


IN SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22–Dec 21): Our seasoned traveller Sagittarius, now’s not the time to take your next trip of a lifetime. So while Mercury is going all over the place, you stay put, get comfy in one of our big hoodies and finally get caught up on your Netflix.  

You need our: Emperor - In The Nightside Eclipse Hoodie


IN CAPRICORN (Dec 22–Jan 19): Don’t go moving out of your parents basement just yet Capricorns! For the sign that governs property matters, moving in retrograde is going to be even more annoying than packing up your shit normally! Instead stay in your room and turn the music up – It’S nOt a PhAsE MoM!

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We hope we've prepped you enough or at the very least given you some style insp. Stay safe out there Jawbreakers.